HEHEHE.

Boyfriend: Want to know about your Valentines Day gift?

Girlfriend: Why yes I do!!

Boyfriend: It’s a BOOK.

Boyfriend:Not like you make but like I make.

Boyfriend: HEHEHE.

Boyfriend: Wait.

Boyfriend: Crap.

Girlfriend: Haha what?

Boyfriend: Why am I telling you this.

Girlfriend: Why are you telling me this

Boyfriend: Surprise factor lost.:[ Now I have to think of a different gift.

Girlfriend: Lol:] I like you!

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Isn’t that nice. HEHEHE.

Iz uz kay?

It is true!

Q: What is christianity?

A: It is the belief that a two-
thousand-year-old jewish zombie
can make you live forever if 
you symbolically eat his flesh 
and telepathically tell him that 
you accept him as your master, 
so he can remove an evil force 
from your soul that is present 
in humanity because a rib-woman 
was convinced by a talking snake 
to eat an apple off a magical 
tree in a wonderland.

[ If you judge me by this joke
and call me anti-Christianity or
what ever, you should really go
out more, look at the mirror at
times and adjust your world view.
Learn to laugh at yourself and 
have some fun. ]

These have a lot of thought in to them. I like.